Goose flies threw windshield of Denver Colorado woman driving at 50 mph! DIED on impact!
If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, I guess a bird in the windshield is worth the scare of your life! You might get road raged and flip someone the bird. But I know a story about a lady that got flipped by the bird and nearly killed by him!
Shannon Jergenson of Denver Colorado was driving at around 50 mph when a goose flew threw her windshield! She quickly turned her face away to prevent the tiny shards of glass from cutting her. Gary the goose died upon impact!
As anyone would imagine, It took the hairdresser several hours to vacuum the glass out of her automobile. No word on whether or not Shannon took the bird home and cooked her goose!
All that we know is that he went out like a G! A gangster?
No, like a goose!
Even if the Goose duck ducked, he still would have gotten glassed whooped!
So spill a little bird seed for the Gooses that aint here!
Let me know what you think below! Would you have kept the bird and eaten it? Or would you have perhaps, taken it to the taxidermist to keep as a souvenir? You know, to tell hunters that you killed a bird with your bare car!
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