ASMR is stupid! AND FAKE! Did RAPPER Dr. Dre Invent ASMR by accident?

 ASMR is stupid! AND FAKE! Did RAPPER Dr. Dre Invent ASMR by accident?

You may be asking yourself right now. What the fuck is ASMR?
I'll break it down to you like this.

So you see a video of cute girl right. And you click on it. And she is talking in her bedroom voice, sounding like a phone sex operator
crumbling paper, farting into a camera's microphone, recording herself taking a shit. Or putting a hair dryer next to hear camera to capture the "soothing" sound.

According to the Urban Dictionary website. This phenomenon is known as AMSR.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ASMR

1. ASMR

Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR) is a physical sensation characterized by a pleasurable tingling that typically begins in the head and scalp, and often moves down the spine and through the limbs.

Also known as : AIHO (Attention induced head orgasm), AIE (Attention induced euphoria), or simply "head orgasms"/"head tingles".

So where did ASMR originate? Rap Music of course! Dr. Dre's music takes the credit for this phenomenon. The origin of ASMR is the 90's classic hit single. No Diggity, by Blackstreet featuring Dr. Dre and Queen Pen.

Dr. Dre. is the inventor of ASMR and he really should Trade Mark it immediately! Here is the lyric , from Dr. Dre's verse on No Diggity, which spawned the ASMR craze. Dr. Dre - "giving them eargasms with my mellow accent!"


Yes! I figured it out very easily because, this is one of my favorite lines a song erver! Thank you Dr. Dre for over priced head phones, lying about the release of Detox and spawning something as ridiculous as white folks from the insane asylum crumbling paper in front of a camera and being fooled into thinking that it's good for them to listen to it!

All ASMR is in a nutshell is.

White people with way too much money in their pockets, and way too much time on their hands, distracting themselves from reality and forking over money to each other for doing nothing. Man! White folks will buy anything and believe anything. No wonder they bought pet rock in droves.

So, have you ever tried ASMR? Has it ever helped you in any way what so ever?
Would you ever try it? Let me know what you think!
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