The Real Housewives Of Atlanta | Season 6 | Episode 18 | Flirting with Disaster | Review | Recap | Opinion

The Real Housewives Of Atlanta | Season 6 | Episode 18 | Flirting with Disaster | Review | Recap | Opinion

The episode starts out at the El Dorado Royale in Mexico.

Mr. Lawrence and Kenya are sitting outside enjoying a delicious meal.
They are discussing Porsha and Kordell. And Kenya is sticking to her story. The one that states that Kordell is a homo and Porsha is his, "beard"! And "beard" is a slang term for a woman or man who is in a relationship with a person of the opposite sex as a means to fool others into thinking that their partner is straight!

Anyway! When Kenya is bashing my sweet, adorable Porsha. I had to stop and ask myself this question! Who would know Porsha's marriage better? Prosha? Or an over the hill, former model. With an African magician,  whose been doing a life long disappearing act nicknamed, Harry Hu-dingy? Aka Metallic Black! Because he's so dark his shadow called him a "nigger!"

Anyway she still saying that Apollo wanted to cheat on Phaedra by sleeping with her.
Which is believable. But why are you gossiping with a crazy gay guy who demands, almost at gun point, to be refereed to as a "Ms."?
These two are full of drama.



Speaking of drama! Everybody piles up in SUV's to go visit some Underground Caverns.
Kenya the cave dweller is going to introduce the group to her relatives, which are literally wild animals!


 So, on the way to Kenya's old neighborhood,  the cast is talking about the resort they are staying at. And the showers are apparently outside. And Porsha is concerned with indecent exposure. And of course Gregg, the old pervert tells her to, "show what you got!" And to go "Bless someone!" He sounds like Adontis! You know, the Preacher from the church of booty and twerking? The one that worships big butt women? Yeah! Just like that! And this is why even Christians don't like Christians!

 http://www.adonitology.org/adonis.html


So in the other S.U.V., Kandi and Todd are being question about their marraige by the group.
The others are trying to force them to hurry up and get married already!
And Peter Le Pew, the black Skunk! Just can't keep his big Jawmacian mouth shut.
Not Jamaican, but Jawmaican!

And He points at Kandi and says. You're gonna keep bull shitting around and then Toddler is gonna get frustrated and throw a tantrum. Then the inevitable is gonna happen! Yep! He's gonna get with Carmon and you, Kandi are gonna die in a house full of cats with your crazy mother!

 And Todd gave Peter that look like, "I see Cynthia is still not putting out."

I will say this in Todd and Kandi's defense. They are afraid that if they were to get married. Their wedding will turn into a funeral. Because Mama Joyce might shoot up the place!
So, that's a good enough reason to live in sin, and fornicate, and live!



So the group arrive at some sort of cage less zoo! And theirs monkey's and even an Anaconda! Yes! The world's largest snake! And as expected Kenya is up for the challenge!

I'm in trouble because, Porsha must like em small! Because she was so frightened that Toddler and Kandi had to walk with her just to go past it!

So the filthy Mexican's who are a lot like those stinking Chinese people. Picked up the snake and secretly brought it to their restaurant. The cast will be eating it later, and thinking that they're eating, "chicken". *SCOFFS*

So the group walk through a raggedy cave. And it looks like Kenya's womb! Dry, hollow and hanging! And everybody's been  in it!

So, they walk around some more and they find a pond in the cave! And Kenya and Apollo can't wait to hop in!

Kenya gave Apollo that, "It's Showtime" look! And yeah, he is about to go in!

Peter isn't getting in the pool because Cynthia still didn't let him hit it. And his balls are an anchor! So Peter is not about to drown in filthy Mexico!

So, Phaedra and Porsha got in the pond next. And after some brief swimming.
Kenya walked all of that booty up the stairs and when I say stairs I mean the stares from Apollo's eyes! He can see into her future the way he was looking at that chocolate crystal ball!

He looked down the stairs to make sure Phaedra was distracted, then the daggers in his eyes

You'd think this fool had X-Ray vision the way he was looking at that ass!
So yeah! We all know that after seeing her look at Apollo when they were going swimming. And his sneaky stares at her when she was walking up the stairs! Yeah! They both want each other! Bad! The sexual tension is building! I wonder whats gonna happen now!


So, the girls and the homo Mr. Lawrence decide to go on a walking excursion!
Kenya wants to become fertile. So she invites all of the women except for two!
The only ones who are not invited are Phaedra and Porsha because according to Sugar Shade Mosley, They didn't support her efforts to get pregnant!

So they have a pool party for 4 instead! Phaedra, Porsha, Porhsa's drink and Porsha's hat!

How do you support a 40 something year old Toy-Ho-Ta, that's been drilled more times than BP Oil, in her efforts to get pregnant by the Ghost of the Invisible Man?

Are they supposed to grow a penis and bust nuts up in Kenya's asshole for her?
The worst part about it is, my boo thing Porsha suffered a miscarriage in the past. So being invited onto a fertility trip would a great bonding experience for her and Kenya and a thoughtful, heart warming gesture! But no! Kenya is a cold hearted snake.

So, NeNe kisses Gregg goodbye. And I thought that was a sweet thing to do! But then I realized something! That was her way of saying that he's so old, he can die any minute!
SHADY!

Anyway, they arrive at the Naay Spa, The Mayan Vision! And I'm thinking. I didn't know that Nay Nay, NeNe's drag queen alter ego, had it's own spa!

So while their there. Kenya starts crying and basically repenting to Lucifer. So she can become fertile again!

And a Shaman appears out of thin air! And he's a fat bumbling fool! Somebody needs to watch this guy, like when I go to white stores! I swear little George Zimmer-witch over here is the Mexican Chris Farely!

So, the Shaman blows some smoke out of his ass, and farts, and supposedly Kenya's eggs are gonna pump out some babies now! I doubt it! But we'll see! She better have a receipt for that bull shit!

If hot air made you pregnant, Kenya would have more burnt babies than the Holocaust!

I mean, Kenya is like a sauna, full of hot air, and old wrinkly rich men come 4 at a time inside her to sit, relax and forget about work! And their wife! And read the news paper!

So the Shaman continues his scamming ritual! As he picks up some grass and starts rubbing it on the women's breasts! WOAH! So in order to go around groping random women. All you gotta do is claim to be a Shaman, pick up a patch of grass and then smear their white shirts with it? Now, that's a scam if I ever sawed one! What would putting leaves on their breasts do? They ain't Eve and this is not the Garden! And your name may be  (Hey zues) Jesus, but you're not Jesus!


Anyway, the Charlatan, "Shaman", handed Kenya some inexpensive, clearance rack statue from Home Cheapo! Yes not Home Depot, but Home Cheapo! Hey, it's Mexico! Don't judge them!

So he hands it to her and says, "Hold this, it will help you to get pregnant!" But, She's gonna be pissed when she finds out that that resort has a "you touch it you bought it" policy ! That thing cost 15 Mexican cents to make and now she's gonna be stuck with  a $100,000 bill, and a Mexican curse to boot!

So then they sit in a cheap looking sauna, type stone igloo looking thingy. And the Shaman pours some dirty Mexican water on some coals and they chant some crap in Spanish that is supposed to help Kenya get pregnant! So, I heard the Mexican say something hilarious! He poured the water on the coals. Then he said, "Ma Negra tay!"

Then he kept screaming, FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!  Then he ran outside, whipped out his cell phone,and  called the manager and said, "We got a Ma Negra Tay!" And his Gringo manager was like. "Jesus, what does that mean?"

And the Shaman was like.  "It means, Fuck, I put too much Now she's gonna pop out babies like that cursed statue! It's about to look like Africa up in here! It already smells like Africa!"
So, the manager told him to just walk back in there and pretend that everything is fine! And that he just ran out cursing because  he was so happy for her! She'll be pregnant in no time!


Now the guys, Peter, Todd and Apollo get together to go smoke a Cigar at some place.
And Todd is distraught about his future mother in law wanting him out of the picture. And I don't mean Photoshop either! I talking that hit that she put out on him!


And Kenya and Mr. Lawrence pop up. And of course the homo wants to put a cigar in his mouth. He had his clipped a long time ago! So Kenya dips her Cigar in Todd's Congac be cause she likes her phallus's wet!

Now they begin talking about sucking and pulling on cigars! And Apollo wants Kenya so bad that he can barely think straight! She gets up to go get another drink and BAM! Just like the cave scene. He's all up in the booty!

They say that before you eat with your mouth, you eat with your eyes! And Apollo's eyes are digging in and having seconds! All of that eye candy has him feasting his eyes on a buffet of booty!

He better watch out though! When Phaedra finds out, it's gonna be his Last Supper! Boy oh boy! Apollo the convict is on Death Row and he doesn't even know it! I hope you enjoyed your last meal buddy! Because Phaedra is gonna give you the electric chair!


So Kenya and Dead Man Walking decide to get some Tequila at the bar, and sit and talk about who wants to screw who more! And Todd is Chaperoning because he doesn't want the Cigar shop to turn into a porno film! We all know that Kenya can smoke with all 3 of her holes! And blow smoke rings with them to boot!

And Apollo was like, Toddler, get your little ass out of here! Let the grown folks talk!

So Kenya wants for Apollo to be her friend! She is all like, "Look, my beef is with the wife not you, so let's be cool!" And Apollo is all like. Look, she wanted to be more than friends. Because he could have smashed a long time ago, and he sticks to that story.

Crazy thing about it is Kenya didn't confirm nor deny that statement!

And Apollo is telling her about how fine she is. In fact, he told her more than once that she is hot shit! And he didn't jump up on it because his wife and family mean more to him then a fling!

So, Kandi walks in looking cute. Then Phaedra walks in looking...

 bloated!

So, Phaedra walks over to Kenya and Apollo. And Apollo raises his hands, and then freezes!

The same thing he does every time he get's arrested!

But this time, his arresting officer is gonna give him a Lethal Injection!


And that was pretty much it for this episode!
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